Monday, April 11, 2022

The Easter Bunny is Kind of a Punk

 


I came to the conclusion, once

While searching like the dickens

That brightly colored Easter eggs

Must come from colored chickens



Chickens purple, green and blue

Chickens orange and pink

Some chickens must have polka dots

And some have stripes, I think



Why would the chickens hide their eggs?

I pondered this, most solemn

They say a rabbit is involved

I think the bunny stole 'em!



I know that rabbits don't lay eggs

The hens do all the work

He steals the eggs and hides them all

That bunny's quite a jerk


Now I understand just why

(In order steam to let off)

They make him out of chocolate

So folks can bite his head off!




Free use image from Pixabay https://pixabay.com/en/egg-colorful-hare-easter-eggs-256025/