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The Creature from the Black Lagoon
Went out on Halloween
He had too much to drink, and soon
Was feeling pretty mean
He started, then, to growl and roar
And staggered from the bar
He broke the windows of a store
And vandalized a car
He left his slime on everything
And ran through people's yards
He smashed their jack-o'-lanterns
That they'd worked so hard to carve
He went around and scared some folks
Who were just trick-or-treat-ing
But to their rescue came some blokes
Who gave that fish a beating!
The Creature fled back to his lair
Beneath the waters deep
The people said, "You stay in there
And don't come back, you creep!"
The moral of this tale of mine
Is very plainly seen:
If you simply cannot hold your wine,
Stay home on Halloween!
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