Monday, November 3, 2025

The Pasta Song

 


Sung to the Tune of “That’s Amore”


In restaurants where pasta’s served

You’ll want to know what’s on your plate…


When in your dish you spy

A cute little bow tie

That’s farfalle

When your pasta’s aswirl

Like a ringlet-y curl

That’s fusilli


Some are stuffed

Like a little puff

You can’t get enough

You’ll just love ravioli

Or that neat

Crescent made of wheat

Filled with cheese or meat

Can’t be beat: tortellini


If it’s long and it’s round

Like the tail of a hound

That’s spaghetti

If it’s long and it’s flat

Like the tongue of a cat

That’s linguine


Such appeal

Little wagon wheels

Make a happy meal

It’s ideal—call it ruote

And it’s nice

With a little spice

What a big surprise!

Looks like rice—but it’s orzo


Sometimes names are in terms

That are creepy, like “worms”

(Vermicelli)

And some others sound weird

Like the shape “little ears”

(Orecchiete)

But don’t worry what they’re called

‘Cause you know they’re good eatin’, signore

You’ll be feeling so boss

As you lap up your sauce

Past’amore!


Mangia, mangia!


Image credit: https://www.pexels.com/photo/set-of-bowls-with-various-types-of-pasta-6287348/


Saturday, July 12, 2025

The Phantom of the Opera



He sees her

He wants her

He doesn’t

Know how

To get her


Her voice

So beautiful

Like a silver bell

How sweet that sounds!


Would she sing for him?

The way he is?

Oh no

She would not

She cannot

Know how

He longs for her


The phantom of the opera

Lurks in the shadows

He listens and loves what he hears

He will play for her

She will sing for him

Come closer,

Come closer, my dear


 Image credit https://www.pexels.com/photo/theatro-municipal-in-rio-de-janeiro-brazil-18072475/