Saturday, December 21, 2024

The Miracle of Completion: A Christmas Poem

 


‘Twas the week before Christmas, and I sat here, amazed;

I thought I’d be busy; I thought I’d be crazed!

But if you can believe it, all my stuff has been done!

Not one thing’s unfinished! Not one single one!


The cards were done early,

Shopping was a breeze,

The gifts are all wrapped up as neat as you please.

But the thing that amazes and shocks me the most

Is—well, I don’t want it to sound like a boast—

But: The portraits are done! Every single last one!

And that last one, a pastel, it really was fun!


There was one of eight people—parents, cousins and nieces

(I worked from a pic that was falling to pieces)

There was one of six ladies who all work together

From three different photos; I wondered if whether

I’d get them all finished—it made me perspire!

I figured I’d run it right down to the wire

I’ve done that before, and it’s really not fun.

But I’m happy to say that MY CRAP IS ALL DONE!!!


Image Credit: https://www.pexels.com/photo/figurine-of-a-painter-with-canvas-19402508/

Sunday, December 15, 2024

A Poem about Penguins (And Other Important Stuff)



Penguins are black, penguins are white

Penguins are groovy and outtasight.


Penguins swim in the deep, cold sea

Penguins are friends to you and me.


Penguin babies are fluffy and cute

They’ve got grey feathers and little black snoots


So, buy a hybrid car today

Before global warming takes the penguins away

‘Cause if we keep driving SUVs,

There won’t be penguins,

Or birds, or bees


We’ve got to do something to save the planet

‘Cause I wanna keep the penguins, dammit!



Image credit: https://www.pexels.com/photo/flock-of-penguins-standing-on-dirty-ground-4169866/

Saturday, December 7, 2024

Procrastination: A haiku

 


Yes, there’s stuff to do

Plenty of stuff, to be sure

...it’s just not fun stuff.





Image credit: https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-boy-leaning-on-his-crossed-arms-at-a-wooden-table-5303548/